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February 2, 2004
Interesting T-Shirts
I got this in an email today: A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. Here are a few:
*I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
*On the front- 60 is not old. On the back- If you're a tree.
*I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
*At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
*My reality check just bounced.
*Life is short, make fun of it.
*I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
*I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
*Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
*I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
*It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
*Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
*Keep staring....I may do a trick.
*We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
*Dangerously under-medicated.
*My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
*Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
*Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
*Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.
*In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
*I may be fat but you're ugly. I can diet!
Posted by tami at February 2, 2004 11:44 AM
Comments
Your comments haaaaate meeeeeee ~~ They forget me every time I leave. *sniffle*
I got that e-mail list, too. I LOVE the one about childproofing the house!
Posted by: gw at February 4, 2004 2:18 AM