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May 29, 2005

Simple Advice

Another great email ….

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Posted by tami at May 29, 2005 11:33 PM

Comments

This is wonderful - my problem to a 'T'!!

Posted by: Miss L at May 30, 2005 5:13 AM

Mmmm, saltines and chocolate. Two great tastes that taste great together (or wait, that's peanut butter cups, right?). Ohhhhhhh....Mmmmmmmm. I need to go to bed and dream of that stuff so I don't go buy it instead! ;)

Posted by: Kimberley at May 31, 2005 2:37 AM

LOL!

Posted by: lynne at June 3, 2005 11:04 AM

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