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January 17, 2006

Classes For Men

From email:

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN - EVERYONE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. This course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

*TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

*DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics)

*DISHES & SILVERWARE-DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

*LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

*HEALTH WATCH-BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

*REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

*LIVING WITH ADULTS-BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER & YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

*HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

*GETTING OVER IT-LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

Posted by tami at January 17, 2006 3:13 PM

Comments

Thanks for the laughs Tami, these are wonderful!

Posted by: Miss L at January 17, 2006 4:14 PM

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