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January 8, 2007
The Praying Mantis
This morning on the Bob & Sheri show, they mentioned role models. They said how it must be hard to be a teenager these days because everyone on the covers of teen magazines is so skinny.
Then, Bob mentioned how Mary Kate Olsen weighs like 85 pounds or something and then Sheri said the funniest thing ever. She said:
“Mary Kate looks like what would happen if you took a praying mantis and put a fur coat and some lipstick on it.”
I love hearing it and saying it again and again. You want know why? Because it’s the truth! She DOES look like a praying mantis!
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Here’s something neat someone sent me in email:
FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
Posted by tami at January 8, 2007 9:16 AM
Comments
I love bob and Sherri I listen to them every morning.
Posted by: ellice at January 9, 2007 6:00 AM