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July 31, 2007
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There were these black dogs when we went for my walk and I did not like them, even though I like everyone:
Since I know I am bigger than them, I decided to bark my head off and scare them away:
In the picture below you can tell how mad I was because all the hairs that run down the middle of my back are standing straight up and have changed color:
Some people might think that looks neat, but it gives me a funny feeling.
After I chased that dog away, I had to run and find a place to poop. After all that barking, I guess I barked the poop to where it had to come out soon.
Luckily, I made it to my usual patch of high, heavenly grass.
That is the end of my story. I hope you liked it.
My warning to black dogs behind fences: BEWARE and BE SCARED of GUIDO DA PUG!
Posted by tami at July 31, 2007 9:18 AM
Comments
This is too funny!
Posted by: deanna at July 31, 2007 10:47 AM
Guido, you are too much!! Chase those black
dogs!
Posted by: Dana at July 31, 2007 1:30 PM
Guido-
Sometimes I see those things on my tv and I always bark at them REAL BAD. You are brave to bark at them for real.
Woody
Posted by: Woody at July 31, 2007 5:48 PM
I know damn good and well that out in lala land, some Phychotherarest is reading this crap,wondering where do these people live ? He could make big money off you people ! This little flat faced, hard breathing, bad smelling midget has this giant red zit on him, that could have been popped with a straight pin and a half can of bud in the ear and all's well!!!. DING-DING VIRGINIA
Posted by: Dennis at July 31, 2007 9:35 PM
Guido! You da man! Emma barks at the spotted dogs she sees when we're out on drives. Guido, them black dogs are mighty good eatin', by the way.
Posted by: gw at August 2, 2007 7:15 PM